Let’s be real for a second here Dads, we’ve all experienced it but are afraid to talk about it. Yup I’m talking about crotch-blowout. Your once favorite pair pants now aerates the no fly zone. Nothing to be ashamed about, it happens to the best of us.
Now you’re probably thinking, “Hey DoDs, How do I prevent crotch-blowout????!!!!” Well have you ever thought about gusseting that crotch hombre? A gusseted crotch is elegance lost in a tornado. Keeps things tight when things hang loose ya know? It’s like secretly fertilizing your neighbors lawn because they don’t have the guts. No longer live afraid DoDs.
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